Country Music
You all know what I'm talking about. It's feared among the children, adults and anyone else stuck in a car for 15 hours because the driver likes country. This abomination of music I have discovered has lethal effects just after 15 minutes; if you don't take precautions you will die. Country music has a way of making you want to gouge your flesh and pull off you ears, but if you follow these simple steps you shouldn't have a problem with it anymore.
1. Try to ignore the pounding tune of achey breaky hearts as they penetrate your skull.
2. Next purchase industrial strength ear muffs that block out so much sound that you thoughts begin to echo in you head.
3. Smash your head against the window until you slip into comatose thereby saving you the agony of the music.
4. If the driver is playing the music off of a CD, take the CD at the next rest stop and throw it as hard as you can so that hopefully, it will be lost to the winds forever.
5. If all else fails, there is the trusty MP3 player to pump music into your brain so loudly that anyone who likes country won't be able to enjoy it.
I hope you have found these tips to be helpful or somewhat destructive which ever you prefer. Until my next topic.
Neutronite
1. Try to ignore the pounding tune of achey breaky hearts as they penetrate your skull.
2. Next purchase industrial strength ear muffs that block out so much sound that you thoughts begin to echo in you head.
3. Smash your head against the window until you slip into comatose thereby saving you the agony of the music.
4. If the driver is playing the music off of a CD, take the CD at the next rest stop and throw it as hard as you can so that hopefully, it will be lost to the winds forever.
5. If all else fails, there is the trusty MP3 player to pump music into your brain so loudly that anyone who likes country won't be able to enjoy it.
I hope you have found these tips to be helpful or somewhat destructive which ever you prefer. Until my next topic.
Neutronite
posted by Neutronite at 5:56 PM
3 Comments:
POWER TO THE MP3!!! Excellent topic, though I hope you are untraceable, or the country music lovers will be showing up on your doorstep to duct tape you to a chair, sew earphones to your head, put a 1000-song mp3 player on with one of their cds, plug it into an a/c jack, and then hell on earth shall begin for you. Holy crap that was a long sentence.
Yeah, you think. Anyway you can use your real identity...
sorry about confusing you.
Who's "master of ninja"
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