Fro-Wednesday

Fro-Wednesday's make one feel like Viewtiful Joe.


We have reached an incredible date on the calendar indeed! Fro-Wednesday is defined in Neutron's Made-up Dictionary: The Fro-Wednesday comes to pass when thoust week hath endth with a Wednesday; creating what we know as the Fro-Wednesday.

This FW(Fro-Wednesday) was particularly wondrous due to the fact that it is now officially Christmas break without homework. AAhh, the magnificent and mystical flamingo pine tree was glistening with snow in the sunshine and when this totally strange and somewhat disturbing thing happens you just know that you need a two week period of vegetativness.

FW's are strange as they mess up my body because when your body thinks that it's Friday and it's not, pretty strange things can happen. Take for instance when sit down to watch some mind-numbing television and you realize nothing good is on. Or when you wake up in the middle of the night realizing that you didn't do your homework when you really didn't need to. Finally when you arise to the morning sun and your heart sinks because you just realized that you have missed the bus only to realize with great relief that there is no school today.

Don't read too much into the negatives of the FW, but instead look at this... WE HAVE NO SCHOOL. You see we must come to appreciate the FW because it represent many large and inspirational things that...What the crap am I saying? It's good 'cause we have no school, the end, discontinued, gone, bye-bye, adios, arividurche, chow-chow, program terminated.

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