Christmas Light Overkill...

You've all seen it, you all know it, you all somewhat fear it, yes its the yard on the block that puts up so many Christmas lights that his house requires at least three fusion power plants to provide sufficient power for it. You probably already know he saves his money all year to pay his Christmas electric bill and buy lights for illumination.

But you may find yourself buying dubious amounts of Christmas decorations and when this happens you know that you have finally lost your mind. When you go to the wally marty down the street to go and pick up a mechanical singing Santa that could permanently scar small children for life (AAAhh! Santa he's after me!, It's ok it was just a dream), rope lights to light up your trees so that the squirrels can enjoy themselves, and a large inflatable, singing, waving, and light-up cactus wearing a sombrero just to say that you have the most lights on your block you now know how utterly disturbed and sick you are.

Please, you don't have to make your yard shine with the heat and intensity of the sun for it to be Christmasey. Just stay calm when you visit your local wal-mart and resist the uncontrollable urge to buy copious amounts of lights. This has been a public service announcement.

Neutronite