Fridays

AAhh. There is a strange and wonderful thing that happens on a Friday... Its name has been know throughout the ages as sleep, laziness, lathargy and the loss of the ability to even change the channel on the television.
When Fridays finally roll around it makes you want to go home and immediately succumb into a deep vegetative state. It's a strange feeling knowing that you don't have to do a thing for two and a half whole days! It's better when the day you had concluded pleasantly with a nice 24oz bottle of Coca-Cola (Hold on I got use the um, you now...)
Anyway what was I talking about? Oh yeah, um yeah It is wondrous and splendid when the best day of the week is made better by not doing anything but eating, sleeping and watching your favorite television programs. And the lesson we can all learn from this is not to screw up anyone's Friday because it's Friday man. (And that means you Joe!!!)