Brain numbing television.

If you ever were a kid at once you know the feeling. Teeeveeeee! Teve? Teve! Holy crap, my show is on!
Yeah, I know that you know the feeling because at one time all of us did it. What was it about those Saturday morning cartoons that made us instantly have the urge to jump up into the air while screaming and I quote, "Cartoons! Cartoons! AAAHAHh! TEEEEE- VEVEE!" (I heard this just this morning)?

What the crap was good about these cartoon programs. We can't say that the animation in those cartoons was any good because, well, it wasn't. Was it violent flashes of light being emitted from the television at a rate that would induce convulsions in a throw pillow? Or was it the overly predictable storyline that would be so predictable you could figure out what the entire season was about just by seeing one episode?

The answer is simple.... It wasn't any of the above, it was a combination of terrible lip syncing, seizure producing flashes, and stories that look like they have been written by a monkey on something. When they combine together they form something truly magical and wondrous, a pretty dang good cartoon! Yeah, you heard me, suprisingly they turn out to be fairly good shows because of this.

So next time you accuse a person of watching a crappy cartoon, just take time to ACTUALLY watch the cartoon before you criticize someone, but after you have seen it feel free to state your opinion.

Neutronite