I always have bad days

You really never know when or where you are going to have it but suddenly it happens, and you find out that your house has just been blown up to make a new sewer because the one under your house has just exploded due to thanksgiving diner the night before. Then your neighbor comes up to you and says, "Holy Crap" and at this point it really doesn't make you feal any better about yourself because of the fact that you have a crap load of crap for a house. Of couse this really didn't happen to me but it shows that you can get the worst day from someone else's stupidity.