Laziness...
Sorry, I have been how you say, Lazy. It is a fantastic phenomena know scientifically as "Lazirosis Coachest Potatium", or in common vernacular "Lazy Coach Potato."
There are many subtle layers of laziness which I will outline for you: Stage one, the uncontrollable urge to drink pop and eat vast amounts of deep fried potato slices. Stage two, television begins to dictate your very life through flashing images of hypnosis. Stage three, the final stage, coming to the point when the remote is but 10 inches from your grasp and you refuse to get up and change the channel.
You see it is easy for a person to be sucked into this vicious cycle of laziness. And that is a perfectly logical explanation for not posting for three weeks. ITS NOT MY FAULT!! I blame society.
Neutronite
There are many subtle layers of laziness which I will outline for you: Stage one, the uncontrollable urge to drink pop and eat vast amounts of deep fried potato slices. Stage two, television begins to dictate your very life through flashing images of hypnosis. Stage three, the final stage, coming to the point when the remote is but 10 inches from your grasp and you refuse to get up and change the channel.
You see it is easy for a person to be sucked into this vicious cycle of laziness. And that is a perfectly logical explanation for not posting for three weeks. ITS NOT MY FAULT!! I blame society.
Neutronite
posted by Neutronite at 6:11 PM
4 Comments:
Well I blame the society-blamers.
I demand new updates.
Sorry man I have been doing a lot of work on my art blog to update.
okay
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