Country Music

You all know what I'm talking about. It's feared among the children, adults and anyone else stuck in a car for 15 hours because the driver likes country. This abomination of music I have discovered has lethal effects just after 15 minutes; if you don't take precautions you will die. Country music has a way of making you want to gouge your flesh and pull off you ears, but if you follow these simple steps you shouldn't have a problem with it anymore.

1. Try to ignore the pounding tune of achey breaky hearts as they penetrate your skull.

2. Next purchase industrial strength ear muffs that block out so much sound that you thoughts begin to echo in you head.

3. Smash your head against the window until you slip into comatose thereby saving you the agony of the music.

4. If the driver is playing the music off of a CD, take the CD at the next rest stop and throw it as hard as you can so that hopefully, it will be lost to the winds forever.

5. If all else fails, there is the trusty MP3 player to pump music into your brain so loudly that anyone who likes country won't be able to enjoy it.

I hope you have found these tips to be helpful or somewhat destructive which ever you prefer. Until my next topic.

Neutronite

Laziness...

Sorry, I have been how you say, Lazy. It is a fantastic phenomena know scientifically as "Lazirosis Coachest Potatium", or in common vernacular "Lazy Coach Potato."

There are many subtle layers of laziness which I will outline for you: Stage one, the uncontrollable urge to drink pop and eat vast amounts of deep fried potato slices. Stage two, television begins to dictate your very life through flashing images of hypnosis. Stage three, the final stage, coming to the point when the remote is but 10 inches from your grasp and you refuse to get up and change the channel.

You see it is easy for a person to be sucked into this vicious cycle of laziness. And that is a perfectly logical explanation for not posting for three weeks. ITS NOT MY FAULT!! I blame society.

Neutronite